Queen of the Damned (2002) Download Full

Queen of the Damned leaves us puzzled as to why the term 'damned' applies at all, when vampirism is depicted as so cool, fashion-savvy and glamorous.. The film is vampire roadkill.. A movie can have a superb story, amazing cinematography, and mesmerizing writing as well as directing, but without the talent to deliver it all, it finds itself lacking. Great!!. For any of those die-hards still shunning daylight while anxiously awaiting the release of Queen of the Damned, I have two words for you: s...

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A Serbian Film (2010) Online Streaming

Mixing horror and humor is no mean feat, but Shaun Of The Dead tightens throats in fear without making the laughs stick there in the process.. Wonderfully original, fast-moving and funny.. The cast make a cosy fit, the patter is still sitcom snappy, but Wright also has the visual snap to carry this saga of backyard apocalypse.. The movie's great joke never wears out its welcome: Many of the living are virtually indistinguishable from the undead.. ...the second half of the film is just a standard...

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Scary Movie 2 (2001) Download Full

"Life After Beth" gets into the well-tread zombie-comedy territory in a clever and inspired way. Then it doesn't get out of it nearly so skillfully.. Starts with promise and has some darkly funny scenes but grows listless, repetitive and plodding, the cinematic equivalent of a zombie.. This isn't a movie -- it's a vaudeville sketch aimed at the lowest common denominator.. When did comedy become so lazy?. Baena co-wrote "I Heart Huckabees" and while he has a sense of humor, the jokes here tend to...

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Vampire Academy (2014) Online Streaming

This moderately entertaining popcorn thriller recaptures the B-movie spirit of such vintage schlockmeisters as Samuel Z. Arkoff and Roger Corman.. This is a garbage heap of weak quips, delivered by an assortment of pretty boys and girls and amped up with some cheesy moments of animal cruelty.. It's "Twilight" as directed by Mark Waters, of "Mean Girls." It's an idea that might have been intriguing 15 years ago, before those movies existed.. For smart, strong girls, and the guys who like them, Va...

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Twixt (2012) Download Full

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John Dies at the End (2012) Online Streaming

The "wackiness" (scare quotes included) is mostly ceaseless and tiresome, from the ravenous zombie neo-Nazi that leads things off to the Galaxy Quest rejects that figure in the movie's annoyingly anticlimactic finale.. It zigs, zags and trips over its own feet and on its own home-brewed hallucinogens. It's a ridiculous, preposterous, sometimes maddening experience, but also kind of a blast.. Nobody cares about John.. John lives in a frisky otherworld of willful incoherence all its own.. Despite ...

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Scary Movie 4 (2006) Full Movie Streaming

. The franchise that capitalized on the found-footage craze has gotten lost.. . Four installments later, the horror-movie jokes have gotten broader, grosser and just plain dumber.. We're still seeing things through handheld devices and built-in laptop cameras, even though nobody seems interested in looking at the footage the cameras were supposedly recording.. Less reliant on slow-burn suspense and larded with fake-out jump scares, this is the first sequel in the series that fails to advance the...

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Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014) Full Streaming

So remarkably shapeless you can imagine Shawn and Marlon hashing out scenes between presenters at last year's MTV Video Music Awards.. This isn't a movie -- it's a vaudeville sketch aimed at the lowest common denominator.. It shows no understanding of or insight into the genre it's attempting to parody, nor indeed of cinema in general.. It's a lot more tightly focused than the first outing.. Life After Beth starts feeling more conventional the wilder and darker it gets.. Some will find this funn...

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Cooties (2014) Watch Streaming

The filmmakers, to their great credit, spend more than half the running time bending their studio tentpole release to the spirit of Stine rather than cramming Goosebumps into their template.. Goosebumps isn't detached or ironic, nor does it pretend to be something it's not. It's a bonus for fans who pored over the books and it celebrates the fun side of things going bump in the night.. The film goes too wide and gets a little soft at the end, but not fatally so. It's the rare horror film - well,...

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Rubber (2010) Watch Streaming

This brutally monotonous actioner centers around an all-female fight-to-the-death contest, but viewers of either gender may find themselves dying of boredom.. "Rubber" has anthropomorphic, head-scratching fun with its gory B-movie trappings, silly music cues, self-referential comedy and deliberately off-kilter acting.. Rubber will undoubtedly be the best film about a round, hollow serial killer released this year.. If "Rubber'' was half as smart as it is clever, we might be talking gonzo midnigh...

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Bloodsucking Bastards (2015) Full Movie Streaming

Little happens in the first act, and most of what transpires in the second will be contradicted by the events of the third. Doesn't leave much of a net sum.. Director Tom Harper conveys this theme through dark, moldy-looking mise-en-scene and the uniformly sullen performances he elicits from the cast; you're more likely to find this depressing than scary.. Predictable shock tactics, drippy wartime romance and scenes in which the characters leaf tremulously through Victorian photo albums and spou...

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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) Download Full

As little as there is to recommend in Scooby-Doo 2, it must be noted that the human cast has done an uncanny job of inhabiting their two-dimensional characters, especially Lillard.. While Scooby 2 is probably no worse or better than the first installment, the freshness has definitely worn off.. Little more than 91 minutes of cheesy special effects in search of a remotely coherent story.. It's a terrible movie. The laughs aren't there. The stunts are stupid. There's no plot whatsoever.. . Aims di...

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Shaun of the Dead (2004) Watch Full Movie

It's intelligent, funny and utterly disgusting all at once.. It's a grisly but sweet ode to friendship, love and the George Romero zombie trilogy.. A drop-dead-funny comedy.. Zombies or no zombies, this is the funniest film of the year.. The movie's great joke never wears out its welcome: Many of the living are virtually indistinguishable from the undead.. It's a dead man's party driven by inspired sight gags, witty repartee and likable, dare we say, cuddly characters.. ...the second half of the...

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Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) Online Streaming

An anemic installment in the decade-old series that seems content with giving viewers more of the same.. The stop-motion animation - a favorite tool of Burton's - is given loving attention, and the character design is full of terrific touches, such as the hulking flat-topped schoolmate who looks a bit like a certain man-made monster.. There are so many horror auteurs Burton wants to thank that the film is absolutely bursting at the seams with knowing nods.. I think there's a reason they're a no ...

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Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010) Download Full

Relying mostly on a single gimmick, the slasher comedy presents a high degree of difficulty for both the director and actors. Their earnest efforts keep the repetition from becoming ponderous.. You'd expect the sequel to be an improvement based on production values alone, and you would be right, but not by much.. DeMonaco is more interested in scenarios than in stocking them with human beings. Everybody here is a backstory in a T-shirt.. While the film is rutted with plot holes, lapses in logic ...

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The Strangers (2008) Download Movie

The film conceals as much as it reveals, and its beauty is that it pretends to do nothing else. It embraces a mystery and protects it, and it’s thrilling to behold.. Bertino relies too heavily on occasionally nonsensical terror tricks that every horror buff has seen a million times since John Carpenter's Halloween set the standard for domestic fright-night mayhem.. Every silence, pause and sudden noise startles -- and the results, frankly, are more frightening than the graphic torture scenes in...

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Frankenweenie (2012) Watch Full Movie

The stop-motion animation - a favorite tool of Burton's - is given loving attention, and the character design is full of terrific touches, such as the hulking flat-topped schoolmate who looks a bit like a certain man-made monster.. Some audiences might feel that "Frankenweenie" is creaky, but those on the same wavelength as Burton will gratefully declare it's alive.. The story brims with self-parody, social satire, horror, nostalgia, wit and emotional insight, with Burton keeping all the plates ...

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Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015) Watch Full Movie

A movie can have a superb story, amazing cinematography, and mesmerizing writing as well as directing, but without the talent to deliver it all, it finds itself lacking. Great!!. The film conceals as much as it reveals, and its beauty is that it pretends to do nothing else. It embraces a mystery and protects it, and it’s thrilling to behold.. Awesome as director this is the first time that they have been together again Since training day powerful movie go see it!!!. I really like this movie. th...

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Yakuza Apocalypse (2015) Download Full

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The Crazies (2010) Download Movie

There's too much story and key details are absent or underexplained. Though far from unwatchable, The Crazies feels like a missed opportunity.. The second Saw sequel develops the mythology of sadistic puppet-master Jigsaw in ambitious, gruesome but ultimately self-defeating ways.. By far, the most shocking carnage is Tilly carving up her persona. What a doll.. As the creators of The X-Files learned and the people behind Lost are going to find out soon, you can only jerk around an audience... for...

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